A comic alphabet
A for 'orses - A for Gardner
B for mutton
C for thighlanders - C for miles
D for dumb - D for mation
E for brick - E for Peron
F for vescence - F for been had
G for police
H for retirement
I for Novello - I for lutin’ - I for the girls
J for oranges
K for teria - K for restaurant
L for leather
M for sis
N for a penny - N for lope - N for a dig
O for the garden wall - O for the rainbow - O for the wings of a dove
P for whistle - P for a penny - P for ming fleas
Q for a bus - Q for a song
R for mo - R for Askey
S for you - S for Williams
T for two - T for gums
U for instance
V for la France - V for la différence
W for a bob
X for breakfast
Y for husband - Y for mistress - Y for crying out loud
Z for breezes